im the only contestant doing parodies

Unfortunately ive been sick this week with some form of respiratory infection, so my audition isnt quite 100% . I write parody songs like Weird Al yankovic and im very good at it. Also I can sing even better than in the video. It was the first day i wasnt coughing with Asthma like symptoms. I have about 7 or so parody songs ive done so far and the number will grow even if i make the cut or not. I can sell records because i can make everyone laugh ( and i can sing with a unique voice). Also i can Rap better than 90 % of current day rappers, so my songs tend to be R&B, Pop, Rap ( all top 40 ) and maybe even country if the right song came around. Ive tried going to american idol before only to be told i was too old. I am the overall most talented person seeing as i can write my own material. material that doesnt stink up the joint like most self writers. i am usually broke due to my dead end job ( minimum wage ) and even when i made 30,000 a year i struggled. Music and writing is my life and my Biggest passion. My bro in law will loan me the gas money to make the trip but i will have to live out of my car for 4 days. not to mention i doubt ill be able to pay him back. Please give me the oppertunity to Audition. I know if i have the chance i will shine and make fox 24 proud to have sent me. i have a very open music selection. I can sing John Legend, usher, Chris brown, Anthony hamilton, michael Buble. My knowledge of music and talent might not be what Simon Cowells is, but i always agree with his accessments and i have and ear and mind for talent and making people laugh. I aspire to be like Jaime Foxx or Ceelo green ( double threats ) sing/acting. I KNOW i can do it if given the oppertunity. Ive had alot of mess up things to deal with in my life but i always exude positivity and i always help others when possible. Please give me the oppertunity to fix not only my BUSTED life, but to then give back to my community after i win the 5 million.
thank you,
Harry "Marshall" Wood III AKA Mad Scientist ( i CAN be the next Weird Al/ Lady Gaga type )

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